Weirdly Wired Me

Thursday: 6 am

I get out of bed and head in the direction of the bathroom. I am holding both blackberries and my iTouch, of course! I have been tweeting for a couple of hours now, I should have left these things on my bed. O wait! When am I ever not tweeting?

I set my gadgets on the ledge of my bathroom sink and sit comfortably on the toilet seat. More thoughts go racing through my head. Why wasn’t I able to sleep last night? I wish I had a cute puppy….it would have woken me up this morning. I look down and stare at my tummy, my hips and my thighs for more than a second. I think I am gaining weight! My tummy is getting big *gasp* I should REALLY start yoga and stop procrastinating. My hips look wide. I want a baby.

I am finally done peeing. I grab some tissue paper and wipe myself clean then I look into the toilet bowl at my pee. Typical early morning urine : YELLOW! Am I pregnant? I want a baby! I should get a pregnancy test kit. Wait! Why am I even thinking of pregnancy? Shaking my head, I flush. I have been celibate for a while now. 

Spreading toothpaste on my brush…… Thinking about celibacy…I wonder why I am stressing myself with long distance relationships that are clearly not working. I don’t want to cut X, Y and Z out of my life. This girl kuraa what’s her problem? Does she really think spreading false rumors about me makes her look cool? Some people do the dumbest things for attention SMH!

Are you still with me? Don’t get lost in the maze or distracted….I am still thinking. I haven’t said anything out loud yet. Now I am humming a song. I wouldn’t tell you which though *shy face*. I wonder what the inflation rate was yesterday. I need to say a prayer for Bahrain and for Randy’s family and friends.

I go back into my room and under my duvet! Time to go back to Twitter and Tumblr! Tweeting my life away  as I usually do.

I shared 10 minutes of a weekday morning with you for the mere purpose of showing how random I am. I hate to be categorized or part of a generalization, so I show you how I can be and you learn how to stop categorizing me.